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You’re a man and you see a beautiful woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.
You see a beautiful woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.
You see a woman at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, “May I,” and reach up to brush an imaginary hair from her forehead, your arm lightly brushes against her breast … And then you say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. She walks up to you and says, I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.
You’re at a party and see a beautiful woman. She fancies you, but you talk her into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.
Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you. That’s Tech Support.
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful women in all the houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Junk Mail.
Hope you all have a complete understanding of Marketing now.